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Sho Demotivational Poster


FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.


TAGS: his parents are assholes
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:02 am
strawberry rhubarb.....
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2010, 12:41 am
and this one.
Narutarded - January 8, 2009, 5:42 am
Funny thing is, they interviewed this guy for a different story six months earlier, and he said his last name was "Hunt".
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd love to meet his parents.
my clitoris - January 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
haha good one


VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Wrong 99.99 percent of the time


TAGS: guido jersey shore mtv snookie
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by mattb

Me_ - December 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Wrong .01 percent of the time.


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




The cure -


TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


EPIC BATTLE - It doesn't get any better than this


TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Jackl - November 18, 2010, 4:18 pm
The "Chest Hair Removal" style was entertaining
Sho - December 6, 2009, 4:43 am
Lol Chuck looks like a caveman xD
subterfuge - September 14, 2009, 3:28 pm
*spoiler alert* Bruce Lee wins
nocturnal rides - March 13, 2009, 9:22 pm
damn right! I want to see it right now! and all I get is one crappy steven segal movie...


FATE -


TAGS: earth shot in the head
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

emokid - April 30, 2011, 9:31 am
did he divide by zero?..
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:06 pm
Funny. And heartbreaking.
gas - April 23, 2011, 8:36 pm
Only reading the first part made me already laugh. 5L!


Safety First -




LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


HAPPY FACED SPIDER - WhY sO seRioUs?


TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
I meant official name.
ICEMAN - August 19, 2011, 10:56 pm
Ralph, but his friends call him Skippy.
falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:42 pm
What's the name of this spider?
-quote needed- - April 6, 2009, 2:04 am
I don't care how happy it is, it needs to stay away from me.
LogicDude - March 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
Both me and the spider LOL'd!


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by cj29

whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


Peep Show -


TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


Shoryuken -


TAGS: figher cat shoryuken
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by timendum

Sho - October 28, 2008, 12:41 pm
A cat's dragon Punch doesnt have flames.....it scratches and you instead
Ryuu - June 30, 2008, 12:35 am
Got sumtin gainst hot puss?
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:18 pm
RyuCat don't need no stinkin flames!
Ryuu - May 16, 2008, 5:31 am
Kitty needs to level up!! Where Da Flames!?!?


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite hooker. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 shots for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


MIDGET KISS -




CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead shottyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his ass with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome shotty!!


MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by forseti

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:29 pm
What's what you said about velcro-strap shoes being uncool, again?
Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


OH KITTY MAN -


TAGS: show me the funny
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 21, 2009, 1:44 pm
Uhm, Person, then the Gerry McQuire line doesn't work.
Person - August 21, 2009, 1:42 pm
Hello, Kitty Man? or Hello Kitty Man? your choice. Lawl
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
That's a good photoshop.


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


EMO GIRL IS HAPPY - Good for her




GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am
Truck.


CANADIAN GIRLS -


TAGS: snow sun shovels
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spacedog

crazybitch101 - April 8, 2011, 11:05 am
o yea work it girls take it off
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 10:04 am
BC is bloody tropical compared to Manitoba......
jcatbc - April 8, 2011, 10:00 am
trust me it is i live in BC Canada and my town averges -30 in the winter and there is 2 feet of snow on the ground all winter
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:15 am
must be very cold up there ;)
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:20 am
Love it!


SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.


TAGS: fully auto shotgun
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by kadster

mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


JERSEY SHORE - Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.


TAGS: wonks wilder jersey shore snookie
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

nicholsjoshua15 - August 27, 2013, 3:21 pm
Don't insult the Ompalompas. People still remember Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In five years on one will remember Jersey Shore. They will aks "Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins : Adore, Demo?"
krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:00 pm
LMAO I hate that show! 5L


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, shot down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
Excellence.


THE SHORT BUS - No matter how fast it goes It's still the slowest thing around


TAGS: short bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Zook

seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
sorry. Short BUS, that is.
seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
Who ever made this poster couldn't have chosen a more wrong short bust for the comment below it. If you know, you know. If you don't, I'm glad.
Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 5:27 pm

DITTO!! 5 speed bumps on this one.
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
ROR! Amsome!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD SHOT OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a shot of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.


TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


PERSPECTIVE -




MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by freddyfoxtrot

Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




CSI -


TAGS: bieber shot dead wish cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
There is one gif that has the ED-209 from Robocop spliced into this scene. It's so hilarious!
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 10:26 pm
... Maybe there is a god.... Nah. It's just that no one like that guy.
culos - February 22, 2011, 10:08 am
Can i haz a BLT?
Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 10:07 am
I want a falafel one !
Cubbybear - February 21, 2011, 8:32 pm
Pastrami!
agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Shaddup and make sammiches!
Claire - February 21, 2011, 8:21 pm
I don't watch TV because I'm an anti-social shut- in. What just happened?
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:19 pm
There is a higher power listening to my prayers....
Hawamleh - February 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
I masturbated to this scene. Yes, I have no shame.
CoolioIndeed - February 21, 2011, 5:31 pm
If you go to youtube's main page, this is currently the Top trending video at over 9 million views and counting...LMAO
Koradan - February 21, 2011, 4:55 pm
I watched this episode; esp. this scene... OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. It just never gets old!!
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:36 pm
give unto yourself, then.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
Disregard that last statement, found one lol.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
If anyone can find an animated gif of the moment of impact I will give you my left testicle.


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


MEAN KITTY -




THESE SHOES ARE KILLING ME - But they look so sexy!


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop


TAGS: joseph stalin photoshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by superspy

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


STRIPPER SHOES - It's not like they can keep it in their pockets.


TAGS: platform high heel shoe bank
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:28 pm
I'm not sure where this strip club is where the dancers take coins, and are glad of them... but I don't think I want to go.


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.


TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

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crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Instafive


STAR MICRODERMAL ANCHOR - Doesn't it hurt? It looks like it would




* SNOW STORM ART * - IN DULUTH, MINESOTTA


TAGS: shovel with creativity
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:03 am
LOL - Hell freezes over when the Vikes win the super bowl, right? (Tee-he-he)
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
Lol... Ya, we can get pretty creative up here in this frozen tundra of Minnesnowta!
GroPlea - July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn that's great! 5 broken lenses Sir.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:35 am
Saw that, but couldn't get over the artwork....nice find, Mr ug.
ughomer - July 30, 2012, 2:56 am
Geeze Louise! I misspelled Minnie Soda (Minnesota)
SRD - July 29, 2012, 8:41 pm
As someone who wears glasses, I actually fully appreciate this


ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.


TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Ha!
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga pokemon sailor moon misty magical girls shoujo shojo
Rating: 1.91/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
*does.. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
You need help....Jalford FTL........how doe that hammer feel?
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:08 pm
sailor moon, cause she's hotter.
Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 2:00 am
You are a jackass man and this is over.
Lla - August 3, 2009, 7:55 am
Sailor Moon because Pokemon sucks ass.


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama photoshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


OPINIONS - Are like assholes everyone has one. But no one wants to hear it.


TAGS: opinions assholes
Rating: 1.5/5

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mattb - December 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
yea and they all stink.


DIXIE DARLIN - Stuck up here and got dixie on my mind.


TAGS: boots rebel flag shorts
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MTNDEW

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:10 pm
Wiping her ass with the confederate flag?
Stormhawk - June 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
And the South shall rise again...and now you know why.
rerun - June 16, 2010, 8:37 pm

Please check PM MTNDEW


JAPANESE GOTH - She tried so hard to look dark


TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 10:07 pm
You'd be the one to ask about that, huh?
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, if you like penis in you ass.
Cubbybear - March 8, 2009, 12:37 pm
That's what makes her cute
Signe - March 8, 2009, 5:01 am
She is actually pretty cute


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor piercing or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...


THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen


TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.


THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a shitty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
Pedophilia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing pedophilia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's jailbait doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tranny maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tranny, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by rambukk

agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
what?


THE SHOCKER - Girls love surprises so give her one she'll remember




FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops


TAGS: ganters shoes fashion
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:55 pm
...and having a shoe collection to make all the girls green with envy.


MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO - Proving that men can also be dumb and famous with just his looks (and his abs).


TAGS: snookie jersey shore mtv
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by ALMMC

rerun - April 17, 2010, 9:09 pm

In the realm of douchebaggery?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
serpentmaster, you have some competition!


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday assholes
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


Denny Crane and Allan Shore -


TAGS: crane allan alan allen shore boston legal tv show
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Ed

CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 10:43 pm
What a pair of flamingos.
Lloyd - December 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Denny Crane.


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Photoshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use photoshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use pohotshop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


THE PINKY - was sad to know that his nickname 'stinky pinky' would never go away.




FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass shot ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!


SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it




FPS_CAT -


TAGS: lolcat fps doug pure pwnage reference boom headshot
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 12:43 am
That's bada$s, dude. You've met him? I'm a huge Pure Pwnage fan. By the way, Thanks Krissie.
MrRandom - November 10, 2009, 12:18 am
Never saw the response to that Bart, and I meant FPS Doug actually lives in my city, and was a delivery guy to our grocery store for awhile.
Krissie - November 10, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL!!!!! 5L!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 3:53 pm
FPS_Doug has an account on this site? Awesome! What does he go by here!?
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Boom headshot? FPS Doug actually lives here.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 2:10 am
It's good to know that you guys liked it. As for the reference, Aggy, the underscore in the title serves as a shout out to the fine people at purepwnage.com...It's my favorite web show.
jetgod - October 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
Jeeeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnsssssssssss! Lol!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm guessing that I don't entirely get the reference, but it's hilarious!


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


MIRRORS -


TAGS: mirror pretend show
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


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